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Skip to Content. Jokes about small people "midget-boy," "Yoda" ; puking; farting; knocking down mailboxes as "batting practice" this ordained by Reggie Jackson. Grown-up nerds try to avenge their childhood traumas by taunting children and beating them in baseball games; adults bully children. Pre-adolescent sexual jokes titillation over "lesbians," pulling down pants to make baseball players trip ; Richie wears a T-shirt that reads: "Everyone loves an Asian boy"; Gus gets in the shower with wife to pee: viewers hear it from offscreen and she expresses disgust; married couple is "trying to get pregnant," and she mentions her ovulation cycle several times; some concepts that might need explaining for younger viewers "hermaphrodite," effects of steroids they "make your peepee smaller," a blowup doll ; gay jokes; when one character hears how a woman became pregnant, he squirts sunblock from a container to suggest ejaculation. Frequent obnoxious language, some tiresome "ass," "s--t," "d--k" , some juvenile "frickin' ," "you suck," "shut up," "retard! Parents and caregivers: Set limits for violence and more with Plus. Parents need to know that The Benchwarmers is premised on adult men behaving like angry children. The movie features repeated adolescent jokes. There's some profanity and many sexual references. An adult eats his nose boogers and a bug; bullies fart on target-boys; agoraphobic character mocked repeatedly for being pale afraid of the sun, whiny, and fearful ; joke about urine looking like "apple juice"; one boy spits when he talks Schneider imitates, supposedly to make boy feel less strange, but mostly to prolong a feeble joke ; one coach appears "gay," as if this undermines his macho behavior.
It has developed a cult following over the years since its release, especially amongst baseball fans. Gus Matthews Rob Schneider , Richie Goodman David Spade , and Clark Reedy Jon Heder are three adult "nerds" who spent much of their childhoods longing to play sports, especially baseball, but never got the chance. Clark and Richie were unpopular children who were constantly bullied by the jocks and were never able to play baseball or other sports because of their lack of athletic ability. Gus Matthews, who does not talk much about his past, is surprisingly good at baseball even though he also lacks an athletic record. When a nerdy, unathletic boy named Nelson Carmichael Max Pardo and his friends are ruthlessly bullied and kicked off a nearby baseball diamond by a team of bullies who belong to a local little league team, Gus and Clark chase the bullies away.
Being married to a doctor is no walk in the park. I think a lot of what you say here really rings true, especially the part about the Date Night. It's in the Mormon DNA.